Funny Mothers Day Poems, Scraps, Comments, Messages

Funny Poem 1

What if moms were mean and grind

And also rather unfair and unkind

Would they scream and bite and hit

Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits

A bet that might happen, if you forget

To celebrate Mother's Day and instead play croquet! 

Funny Poem 2

Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don't ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!! 

Funny Poem 3

Mum your the best,
And I owe you the rest,
I make some mess,
And you make it less, 

Mum I love you,
And so do you,
So I'll make you happy,
And you'll feel merry.

Funny Poem 4

Dear Lord, it's such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life's been anything but calm
Since You called on me to be a mom
Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last weeks mail to read
So where's the quiet time I need?
Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of Your grace
I see then, in my small one's face
That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

Funny Poem 5

For all the diapers
that you changed.
For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school
for cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother's Day.
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

Happy Mother's Day Mom!

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